jobs/Next Episode

Man, job hunting is boring, but boy do I need money. Anyone wanna give me, like, thousands of dollars?

Better yet, anyone wanna get me hit number 2222? Reward, as always, is a drawing with a single word theme of your choice, or (perhaps, if I feel up to it) a sprite/avatar of a non-licensed character of  your choice.

For the record, I'm not in it for the hits, mostly for the drawing practice.